Wednesday, May 31, 2006

ginger tea is the culprit

"ginger tea go away, little lengnah wan to play"

she was awake due to the ginger tea she had during my late dinner... result?
she cant sleep, i cant sleep either... i have to play with her...

i think its cleartear ROM today. Congrats! welcome to the club.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

super munchkin!!!


roleplaying on table not on bed

http://www.sjgames.com/munchkin/game/

weekend fren of neighbour came over to our place to look see as they jus got their flats and is in search of how to do up their lovenest...
went over to greg's place and was introduced to a role-playing card game.... actually four pairs of couple and a single were playing it.... the rules and explanation was a bit dauning at first. but once we got the tricks it was quite farni and fun...
i went thru the net hoping to find a online version so i can play it myself... no luck... but discovered that they have add on edition spoofs from stars wars to mission impossible.... kung fu and the need of speed version... this things are great but cant be played alone.... so it need a pool of people that are really into it to build up...


for once.... i will like to acknowledge those that have been reading quietly my blog... as far as i know.... i din write these for no one to read.

lyrrad nahc
hayley mummy
ed
cleartear
diva
pixelmunky
jun
leng
greg?
...anyone i missed?

Friday, May 26, 2006

i love u

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4queLR6ruY

Amazing phase

i went to break up with my long time companion....
my pacific.net.sg account...
sinces the heydays of internet. it was with me thru poly days, national service, my courtship, overseas studies and working life... it was hard to say goodbye.... sentimental reasons and fearing of long lost frens will contact me thru that source.
it wasnt betrayal... but i get to know new girlfrens from jaryapa. he introduced me to gmail.com.
nice girl with a big voluptous blossom(2ggig big) and a new singtel boardband that is like lace she is wearing that spice things up.
and den the every underused pacific.net.sg and realised that i dont get any old frens to contact me in anyway.she was so slow to make me cum(still in dial up mode) den i get the point that if the email contact u dont contact for the past 6months... likely u are not going to contact hem anyway or which ever way. if our path cross again on the street. den let that be fate that we shd be in contact again...

the breakup was a fast one... i went to cancel it... she was oblivious... she din ask me to stay.... instead she asked me to pay up the 27.60bux i owe her for the past 4 months...
sign the divorce paper and ask me wats the reason of this breakup

i left the pacnet shop... feeling as numb as she is...

i confess.... i m tired of her long time but jus din know how to get rid of her...

goodbye ahguan@pacific.net.sg
hello ahguan77@gmail.com

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

crank up one notch

so much for the past few days at work... its oledi mid week again...
there is something special about wed... a mixed up feeling... not here nor there...
a look back of last two working days and ahead of two more to go...
a review of how much had happened last two days... a sense of satifaction? or jus as lost?
the GSS coming soon... jus buy for the sake of the sale...
cheap so must is buy? or things one ever wana buy spot on the correct timing to acquire it.
dreaming on the lunch time.... wats the luncky number today?
i am auite surprise that u are reading to this part...
i m jus utterly lubbish...

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

worthy is the Lamb Chop

when one pray and ask God for a sign... He works...
He will open some doors and close some...
the question is when He open the door in front of you...
One have to ask oneself. "am i ready?"

i say be prepared and be ready.... not until the doors are open liaos den kancheong spider to think.

to nest in the comfortable and use less brain juice or to move on and challenge life coming events and embrace it?

like dumex it says... "grow like a champion grow"

i must grow...

lets go drink milk!

Monday, May 22, 2006

aching monday


leng on the water treatment

weekend was zooming by so fast...
we had tim sum lunch with eric and his gf at his dad;s restautant... den we went to wakeboard at punggol
the last time i ride was like 2 years ago... leng's break is even longer than mine..
thats marina sort of change... more lifely...
at least got 6 different boarding company there now...
not like last time only got uncle tom shop.

damn weak lah... the whole body like kana stretch liddat...
every pixel of the muscles is worked out...
still managed to clear two wake heelside and a mini grab.. and surface 180 back and forth...
it was good work out....

we went to taka for fish and chip.suppose to go watch show but then we are all exhausted so we hang around kinononokukuya den go home liaos...

sunday was even faster... before i can eat breakfast... it was 12pm when i woke up...

had sinful KFC for dinner and den watch singapore idol.... the rejects are really champs...
brave and courage u need to be on national scrutiny....
maybe they need to buy 5 birds for luck...

Friday, May 19, 2006

friday mat salleh midnight


dinner at the 8th floor, fay's curry is da powderful

mat salleh midnight greg told me... is like a malay who pretend to be very ang moh...

steam korok... i still dont know wat it meant...

weekend gona go wakeboard.. for the longest time i din ride liaos....
surely ache like f**k on monday one...

Thursday, May 18, 2006

yes man mo man

somedays i wonder am i a YES man myself?
yesterday there was an offer to do some sideline, somehow i cant commit to it...
but i jus couldnt figure out how to say NO...
wanted to jus do it becos i dont know how to say NO...
am i like account executive at times?
when the client want to change layout... i will jus go YES YES... you are right.... let's change it...

another thoughts...
why do man play golf and woman go for manicure?
cos man jus need to be space out at times... wack some balls and be merri
and woman need to groom their dead pieces of cells at their fingertips to get some space (attention)
not to get it from the man's attention but more like to show it off to the rest of the woman that they
are still youthful, appealing and attractive...

is it so?

i think so...

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

midweek rigid

midweek... somewhat productive in the week morning...
in the course of living expense...
a little thought i kept wondering...
why is taking a cab ride expensive and less willing for people than owning a car?
its definitely cheaper to take a taxi
but how many will actually take a taxi on a weekend to eat breakfast or some good delicacy in some god foresaken land?
owning a car is not jus a transport... its a lifestyle attached to it...
persona of the owner...
a rav4... sporty
a beetle... avant garde...
a toyota... practical
a wrx... bengish lianish
a taxi... people think u still cannot make it in life...(nonsense)

so much badging and branding... think i will spend more if i got a car than i dont...

the need for speed? or is it a tool that tyou will use and not be bound by it?

i dont know if i know wat i wan...
but there is an urge to get a new toy.
a sound system
a new pair of shoes...
a new gadget?
i dont know...

but i did finished wat i set to do in office today

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

all i do is eat all weekend


french stall... nice food... ample serving... value for monie

thurs night
we went to the french stall that we are suppose to go on monday but leng have to work late and we sort of miss it...
course meal for two with dessert included and a bottle of white wine... less than 100bux... quite worth it...

friday noon was mothers day lunch with in laws...
friday night is kahguan's wedding night...
sat noon lunch with in laws at macpherson
sat night is sharon wedding dinner
sun noon lunch with in laws at marina square...
sun night went back to my place for KFC 2nd mothers day dinner...

i is measure myself....
no way i m not putting on weight...

shd i hit the panic button soon?

- its quite a breeze at work now... maybe its the calmness before a big thunderstorm coming?
i foresee have to work this weekend...
but lets no worry... today got enuff trouble on its own...

Thursday, May 11, 2006

jaryapa strikes back

the story contintintinue...

jaryapa had early dinner. His fantasy with malay prata aroused him in the early hours before midnight...
somehow he just wanted to have a "sugar boost" dont know why the craving...
the episode of indian rojak leaves him behind some mermories... a sourvienir(cant spell) on his belly...
jaryapa is a nice man... he never resort to drunken state after 6 bottles of barons and went home beat up his wife.
he knows in him that his drinking prob was not a solution to insufficient income to support his family...
but it allows him to rejuvenate after a booze session, revitalised. to face the challenges again tomolo...

when will he stop drinking?

when his life gets better?

when he get rich?

or when his livers start screaming : "no more master jaryapa! no more drowning me with beer and peanuts!"

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

pigment of imaginanananation

dairy of a cold turkey hungwee reform:

"jaryapa had been sneaking out of his house when his wife is asleep at night
the desire in him to flirt with the indian....
rojak hit him like he jus took a blue pill.
so after his wife is sound asleep his night operations begin...
not anything close to M:I:III
he rode his skyway BMX to lavendar foodcourt for his love rendenvous...

after a hot and spicy make up session with the indian rojak... he rode home.
telling himself when he was riding, "i must not leave any traces for missus to find out that
i have been 偷吃"
he went off to bed as usual....

Suddenly(like secondary school composition like dat, must us Suddenly to start next paragraph)
sinda (his wife ) woke up...
she smell onion on jaryapa...
she knews...

jaryapa deny its...

the next day jaryapa went to lavendar and bought the whole lot of indian.... rojak and
cut them into 7 pieces and depose them varies corner of kallang river...
he even stole the indian rojak man EZlink card and went on a bus ride spree...

all jaryapa knows that he still love his wife and cannot
let the love of his and the indian rojak be exposed in anyway"

it was on headline next day...

indian rojaks bodyparts found on kallang river...

the search is on.... (to be continued)

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

tuesday is okies


feels like the same multi storey carpark in chapel street melbourne
i used to play a little soccer when i was studying there...

abit of pheglm attack again
leng and i planned to have dinner at french stall yesternight...
when we reached its was close to ten so its was abit too late...
ended up at our hood kopitiam zhi cha...
very disappointing both...

a morning miting and an afternoon mitng postpones to early evening...
reshuffled the schedule... abit lost... cos not the usual day...
cancelled half day leave...
boss says okie to leave by 5pm...

short week for long shot...

Monday, May 08, 2006

70th month old oledi

i is 70th months old with leng oledi
5th month of marital bliss
24/7 of me is hungwee
we live in the heartland hood of jalan besar...

maybe it was that i nap too much in the noon...
now is cannot sleep...

listening to MC Hotdog... 我愛台妹....

Friday, May 05, 2006

friday is sick

i is sick again....
the last time i is sick is when i decided to stop smoking 6 weeks ago i reckon...
how come so easily fall sick one?
not enuff veg or fruits isit?
hate the feeling of sore throat plus numbness from lozenges
hungwee but cannot eat...
i is okie... finished my work for the day...
welcome weekend... good weekdays
the air is heavy... not because of the haze...
but of the paradigm might be shifted soon after the voting day...
i is honoured to vote...
i is glad i can cast one little paper into the box...
i is singaporean

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

i is origiginal

seasonal weather of heatwave lingers in the air...
a touch of downpour...
in search of a new chapter...
a new lifestyle?
a new job?
a new member of family?
a new transport equipment?
a new sound system will do?
or jus a renewed faith?

i is origiginal
u is difififirent
kfc is spicy... not origiginal

i is tok lubbish

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

tuesday today


very very peppery crab


weekend i witnees the craze of progress package recipents...

long queue on the ATM... do people really need money so badly?

all malls have all lame reasons to have sales...
6th anniversary sales, may day sales, long weekend sales...
watever the reason...

along the week i actually bummed into an old church frens twice...
once at bugis cold storage and the other time at kerrisdale when in-laws was house hunting...

me and leng went over 1215 sunday service... abit young lah the group but is ok
saw couples of old frens there. knew them when i was 13year old maybe?
some are married like me... some got little young ones oledi...

in all of it... everyone jus think i put on weight..."p