Wednesday, May 10, 2006

pigment of imaginanananation

dairy of a cold turkey hungwee reform:

"jaryapa had been sneaking out of his house when his wife is asleep at night
the desire in him to flirt with the indian....
rojak hit him like he jus took a blue pill.
so after his wife is sound asleep his night operations begin...
not anything close to M:I:III
he rode his skyway BMX to lavendar foodcourt for his love rendenvous...

after a hot and spicy make up session with the indian rojak... he rode home.
telling himself when he was riding, "i must not leave any traces for missus to find out that
i have been 偷吃"
he went off to bed as usual....

Suddenly(like secondary school composition like dat, must us Suddenly to start next paragraph)
sinda (his wife ) woke up...
she smell onion on jaryapa...
she knews...

jaryapa deny its...

the next day jaryapa went to lavendar and bought the whole lot of indian.... rojak and
cut them into 7 pieces and depose them varies corner of kallang river...
he even stole the indian rojak man EZlink card and went on a bus ride spree...

all jaryapa knows that he still love his wife and cannot
let the love of his and the indian rojak be exposed in anyway"

it was on headline next day...

indian rojaks bodyparts found on kallang river...

the search is on.... (to be continued)

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